Fruit of the Gloom Unisex Tee — Still Poisoned. Still Playing.

Remember when getting poisoned in Pokémon wasn’t a crisis?
You shrugged, kept walking, and hoped the Pokémon Center wasn’t too far away.

Yeah. This tee gets it.

Fruit of the Gloom is a subtle nod to Gen-1 chaos—when games didn’t hold your hand, Gloom stayed drooling, and poison just meant mild inconvenience. The design looks familiar on purpose. Clean. Balanced. Comfortable. Like the kind of shirt you’ve owned forever… even if you just picked it up.

It’s for Pokémon fans who never played perfectly. Who pushed one more route. Who learned the hard way and kept going anyway.

Because sometimes you’re poisoned.
And sometimes you just keep playing.

Key Features

• Classic Pokémon-Inspired Design
  A clean, familiar layout with a Gloom that’s clearly not having a great time—but isn’t quitting either.
• Soft, Everyday Comfort
  The kind of tee you grab without thinking, whether you’re gaming, running errands, or doing absolutely nothing productive.
• Low-Key Fan Flex
  Recognizable to real Pokémon fans. Confusing to everyone else. Exactly how it should be.
• Unisex Fit
  Built for trainers of every type, level, and questionable decision-making skill.
• Easy to Wear, Easy to Love
  No loud graphics. No trend chasing. Just a solid tee that stays in rotation.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold
  Poison damage fades. Fabric shouldn’t.
• Tumble dry low or air dry
  Revive at the Pokémon Center, not the dryer.
• Do not bleach
  Status conditions are fine. Total wipeouts are not.
• Iron inside out if needed
  Keep it clean enough to wear outside… if you decide to leave the house.